He fuckin lied to us.

I'm kind of proud to be honest. If you havent't seen the "Public Humiliation," then this won't make sense but it was thought that in the video he was slathered in blue paint from a party back on Fourth of July.

He fuckin lied.

This is the Blue Humiliation Goonimal's origin story.

He heard plopping from a pipe near some country town with a big dessert factory. He was fishing and trying to find some goldmine nook in the lake. The factory joined their pipes to the existing pipes and somewhere along the way a pipe that dumps excess slimey cake icing from the vat access somewhere else. That pipe seems to have broken and started leaking into a storm drain near the college in the country town at roughly the same time every day.

Today is the day he waits for it and places his his naked man body in the path of that fluffy curtain of sticky goop. Watch this degenerate Goonimal's face tats get fucking slathered and disappear. What a fucking hardass. What a fucking slop slave. Pump Your Dick And Goon Hard TO Him. Worship Him. Imagine him going from this insanity to letting everyone fucking see him as he was born to be. Fuck.

(Goonimal Disclaimer: This is a video for fast and furious gooning to some hypnotic bass building tunes and for the like minded music oriented penis slave.)