Merry Fuckin Whatever.

I bestow upon you a gift for the eyes and sack.

Some hot fucking older footage has been recovered from some archival hidden places. Behold. A young Goonimal in the midst of being corrupted. We thought this video lost but here it found us. It was worth the wait for the apparent time capsule set up years ago cuz holy fuck...

Watch his cute fucking naked body disappear into a homemade schlop pit he dug in the middle of a fucking four wheeler trail out on the land he lived on. He needed to be lathered and caked in mud so badly that he took matters (and a hoe and shovel) into his own hands. What a fucking man. Wanting something so badly and actually doing something to make it happen. That, on top of it being his fucking sausage taking control of his body to make this happen, makes him hot as fuck just to begin with. The abomination that he created swallowed him Exactly as it was designed to. His excited nervous cock jumped at the first noises farting into his ears. In fact, the entire mud blob farts around him as he dives head first slowly into the heart of the pit--surrenders his body to it.

Everything About This Video IS Perfect. The Amateur Homemadeness. The Nostalgia You Get For When You Also First Discovered This Fucked UP Beastly Side OF You. Faaaaack.

No wonder you've joined his cult. Watch him nut. Watch probably one of the few early messy sessions that sealed the deal for this Goonimal. Fuck Yes.

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The two vids are one with music and one without music; between the two, there are minute differences. Enjoy. Scoundrels.