[I finally found the full video.]

Google Maps.

Huge Lake.

Huge Mud Flat.

Hell Yeah.

Hop in the car just to check it out but damn... I wasn't expecting the mud conditions to be absolutely perfect. There's no way I could resist stripping and hopping in because i knew how good the footage would be as usual but this time was scary-- it was as if I had found a swamp siren and couldn't control myself more than ever. So I just gave in and it made me very very happy.

Ya ever jack off to yourself? Well, now I have and once you see the mud in this clip, you'll understand why. Imagining what it feels like: The warm sun-baked mud flat, the slop just below a deceiving harder top layer, the adrenaline, the hug of the goo on my pecs and belly. fuck.

This is the best mud you or I have ever seen. Now watch it swallow me whole.